3/29/11: The newspaper in that dialogue panel is from Kelly-Kumi-Stock. http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/stockart/miscellaneous/?qh=§ion=&q=newspaper+stock#/d3a63r6
I completely blanked out on what to put for the 4th and 5th panels. The bedhead one amuses me to no end. :) It still needs a little editing, I'll do it tomorrow after a job interview.